I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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