so that wasnt chicken after all
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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