I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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