okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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