If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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