The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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