guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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