my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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