Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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