All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Your penis caused this!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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