Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
