He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm too high and old for this...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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