puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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