I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
