i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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