Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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