If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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