i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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