I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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