I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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