i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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