I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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