Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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