So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
