good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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