Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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