Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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