new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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