Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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