they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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