WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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