I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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