I understand Curling. That high.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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