Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I want to fling myself into the sun
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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