Yo dont text me then not text me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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