There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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