areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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