What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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