Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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