all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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