i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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