I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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