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I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I will pee on everything he values.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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