Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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