yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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