Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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