i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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