we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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