I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am spending my child support on dildos
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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