I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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