I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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