D3 body, D1 cock
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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